Screaming Mad

HOPE

shadowlurker — Sat, 23 May 2009 06:43:05 +0000

It’s been a while since I’ve written anything. I only write when I get absolutely ‘screaming mad’. This is one of those times. Today I saw something that I’ve seen hundreds of times: A car with a bumper sticker of Obama with the word “HOPE” below his cheesy, shit-eating grin. You know the one. It made me want to expound on the word “HOPE” The first thing that came to mind was the obligatory trivia question, “When Pandora opened her box, what was left?” You guessed it, Hope. Let’s not forget how the story goes in Greek mythology. Pandora was the first woman, (note Obama’s feminine characteristics) She opened the jar, releasing all the evils of mankind. When she closed it, only HOPE remained. My interpretation of all this, is that Obama has released the evils of mankind, I can recall the seven deadly sins and they all relate to the current actions of the government, Obama’s administration. Greed, Gluttony, Envy …. When you have nothing else, you always have HOPE. I am reminded of the saying that everyone is familiar with, only substitute a similar word for “wish” and this would be “HOPE” Here’s the phrase, “Hope in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets fuller!”

Where’s the bumper stickers?

shadowlurker — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:42:25 +0000

Come on all you bumper sticker makers, roll the presses. I got a few good ideas: “Impeach Obama” … “Obama: Economic Terrorist” … “Show Me The Birth Certificate!” … “Pssst! Obama has taxed the poor, they just don’t realize it” Or they could just dust off the printing plates and reprint my favorite, “Keep Your Laws Off My Body!” This one just came to me, “…….. when you pry it from my cold dead hands!” OOO OOO OOO I’m on a roll now. How about, “No one sighed when Bush lied!” … “Here comes the king, and his lobotomized subjects” …. “I just lost $1,000 at the Indian casino, where’s my bailout?”

No more terrorism?

shadowlurker — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:23:48 +0000

Funny how, just because we have a new president, the United states no longer is under any threat of terrorism. At least that’s what one would think listening to Obama’s congressional address tonight. Barely any mention of Iraq, terrorism or United States security. Perhaps this is just what the terrorists are aiming for. While the leader of this once free nation is obsessed with trying to fix the economy, which has gotten much worse and at a faster pace in just HIS first month, terrorists can hatch their diabolical plans without being noticed. At least they can rest assured that if they happen to fail, while the tools to crush the safety of all Americans is handed to them on a silver platter, they won’t have to worry about being tortured. Therefore, they won’t have to give up pertinent information which may save the live of thousands of American citizens. (Plus the lives of many, many illegal aliens)

Obama 2012

shadowlurker — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 12:48:05 +0000

Before Obama was elected president, I had an epiphany. Perhaps Obama being president and the Mayan calendar predicting the end of the world 12/21/12 are synonymous. I didn’t much believe the rhetoric about the world ending in 2012, but about a month before the election, I realized that Obama most likely will become president. Then I said to myself, “Aha, now I see the connection. Somehow the Mayans must have known that Obama would bring the world to an end.” Afterall, if he doesn’t get impeached or assassinated, “B HO”, Barack Hussien Obama, will be the president throught the year 2012.

SCHIP and tobacco excise tax

shadowlurker — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:24:10 +0000

What the holy hell? The government in it’s infamous wisdom passes a bill that taxes smokers ONLY to pay for health insurance for children!? Don’t they realize that children don’t smoke? If smoker’s are the ones paying for a health insurance program, shouldn’t they be the recipients of the program that they are paying for? Why do smokers, which a lot don’t have medical insurance themselves, have to foot the bill? Most smokers probably don’t have health insurance themselves, because they can’t afford it. They can’t afford it because they spend so much extra on taxes.

My solution: Tax diapers. Tax them hard, about $50 a box. No! Wait! Tax diapers $100 per box and give free medical insurance to children and smokers. We don’t have to stop there. We could tax Twinkies so that fat people could fund an exercise program for anorexics.

Just starting up!

shadowlurker — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:01:07 +0000

This blog is just cutting it’s first baby teeth. Don’t worry, when I get “Screaming Mad” … I’ll post more.